Just for fun

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Before things get hot 'n dirty, let's be clear: this is pretend. No paycheck, no bunk, no tan lines on our dime. Just a bit of fun for the crew who watch. We'll never ask you for money. Anyone who does isn't us.

Open positions

Relief Captain. Holds a license. Or a very confident hat.

Mate / Deckhand. Lines, fenders, tender, and not falling in.

Stew / Cook. The whole interior department. Also the galley. Also laundry.

Engine Room Whisperer. Speaks fluent Cat 3208 and 48-volt.

Ship's Dog Handler. Reports directly to Riley.

Content Crew. Camera, drone, editing. Works for exposure (the sun kind).

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First nameCity or state (optional)EmailPositionYour chief stew energyThe holding tank alarm goes off during dinner service. You…A guest wants sushi. You're at anchor, 40 miles from a store. You…

Certificates (tick any)STCW (or I've watched a lot of Below Deck)ENG1 medical (or a note from my mom)Food hygiene certificateCan hand Debra a line without commentaryCan fold a towel animalDoesn't get seasick (honestly)

Why should we sign you on?OK to read this on the channel (first name and city only)

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Open positions

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Welcome aboard. Sort of.